It's only words....

...but words are all I have, to take your heart awaaaaaaaay. Enough of this nonsense! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I'd love to say it's because I discovered a life but lying makes a kitten die. I lost the password to my blogger account, but fear not, I return!

So here are some words/phrases that greatly amuse me:

1. Wiggle - tis like combining 'wig' and 'giggle'. I want a giggling wig.
2. Plucked goose
3. Lopsided - how strange
4. Cow lick
5. Tap

And here are some words that make me want to CRUSH AND DESTROY EVERYTHING:

1. Fresh
2. Squeeze
3. Juice
4. Ooze
5. Pure

So, as you can imagine, drinking freshly squeezed pure orange juice is quite a difficult thing for me. I wish I was kidding.

Now, I shall go. I've been Chrissy, you've been wasting your time.